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Fish

Posted: April 12, 2012 in animals
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I bought 5 fish for my pond today, which should be interesting. I haven’t kept fish for ages so it will be a learning experience or a cheap source of food..

I don’t really know much about fish apart from what my dad knows, which is a metric fuckton, but he’s not home so I should hit the books or at least Wikipedia so I don’t kill the scaly little bastards.

I want to try and train them to feed at set times and areas of the pond , kill a man 15 different ways in 15 seconds and do memory experiments with them. If that goes well, I might win a JJJ Funpack from Dr Karl.

I’ll update this as things progress…