I bought 5 fish for my pond today, which should be interesting. I haven’t kept fish for ages so it will be a learning experience
or a cheap source of food..
I don’t really know much about fish apart from what my dad knows, which is a metric fuckton, but he’s not home so I should hit the books or at least Wikipedia so I don’t kill the scaly little bastards.
I want to try and train them to feed at set times and areas of the pond
, kill a man 15 different ways in 15 seconds and do memory experiments with them. If that goes well, I might win a JJJ Funpack from Dr Karl.
I’ll update this as things progress…
Seeing a podcast live was a weird experience. I was unsure going in if Mr Steele Saunders could deliver the same amount of awesome live as he does in the podcast and as I was taught never to trust anyone with an alliterated name, there were already previously unsurmountable mountains for the man of Steele to climb.
For a bloke reading letters from sociopaths about bullshits boring cousin’s opinions, with the added extravagance of Bart Hitler-Whitepower and Captain ‘I’ve been on Letterman so fuck you and your emails’ Kindler, it was fucking awesome.
I’m to drunk to continue writing at this standard, let alone a humorous one so yeah, that’s it.
“It brought out tears of laughter in me like only a well timed fart can” – Me
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